Perfect door for the drunk, it makes getting DUI's much easier!

Best not let Mama see that you stole the kitchen table to go boating.  Now what are you going to do come dinner time?

Uh yeah that's going to work.  Hope you don't plan on sleeping for a few days because its going to take that long.

It makes ya wonder do they flip it over when a bird craps on the window?

Who needs a replacement door handle when you can steal a fork from the local waffle house?

Who needs a fancy BBQ grill when you have some cement blocks, brinks and the spring from the pull out sofa?