Give a redneck a john boat and a dirtbike and this is what happens....

Now that is how to bike in style!

"It looks like the owner of this truck thought that house siding would make a great patch job!!"

Just pile that crap right on that car!

Yes great idea hang things so far out the window that you drive down the road smacking things.

"I guess this person thinks an umbrella will keep water, bugs, critters out....FAIL"