Nothing fancier then roll on silver paint on your car.  I see roller marks on the hood.

I'm guessing that he filed an insurance claim with Geico and it didn't go so well.  I do however like the colorful duct tape job.

Been there, done that, dented the roof.... rent a truck next time!

If this car was a person its pants would be past its butt.  I think a little more duct tape is needed here in the trailer park.

"At first we thought the car was going the wrong way on the road but we soon discovered this car had too front ends.  They took two front ends and...

Now call me crazy but how the hell are you going to drive down the road with the wood sticking out of the side of your car?