When all else fails CD's make a pretty good knife.

European power outlets seems like a legit place to screw a screw in and hang keys.

Can't fool us if Bruce Lee was there the van would be a total loss.

  Wash your hands or take a piss????

How stupid a sign for a sign not in use.

So much for leaning on dryer doors when getting up from pulling out a load...door is all fixed now!