"Looks like this poor truck has been rolled. The window has been replaced by a piece of plexiglas that has been screwed down and the mirror is being held on...

Stating the obvious, someone took their job way to serious!

I don't know what is scarier the fact that they went shopping wearing this or that they are pushing a stroller. 

"The ear bud plug on this Ipad got broken off and my sons clever trick to get the broken piece out."

I really hope Grandma wasn't strapped down to the chair when they took off.

No Sh*t Shurlock you block the toilet I'll have to piss on the floor making it wet, duh!