Duct taping moisturizer might help the heals but I'm sure your skin will enjoy the duct tape.

That is some serious garage sale shopping, you might want to rent a truck next time!

Please don't piss in the flower beds!

 Who needs a trailer or lift when all you really need is some 2 x 4's

Next time pick a better hobo to rob, one who sleeps in a fridge box so you don't have to tape up all these smaller ones.

So that is what they use those metal hangers for, Mother Dearest would not be proud!