When you don't have a toaster and you just have to have toast.

Why use screws when all you need is a piece of wire to hold the plate on.

"Fixed an air leak with gum and tape, Birmingham Al."

A chair that will make you tired. 

With a vacuum cleaner any dad can do their daughters hair!

"Office chair would not even stay up by itself anymore. after weeks of pleading for new chair and nothing but empty promises I remembered I had a tool box in...