"When backing out of my garage my passenger side mirror clipped the garage opening (I was half awake). The mirror and black trim broke and the plastic housing (gray) came...

"Good for another 20 years"

Awww look pretty in pink!

With a little Aluminum Tape you have Kansas Chrome (same applies for Kentucky, Tennessee  and Alabama)

Gotta few extra beer caps laying around?  Would you do this?

Not only is it not secure but I would think the smell alone would attract critters into your home.