Vice grips as an antenna?
White Trash Repair
Hey if you can make a wallet out of duct tape how about a business card holder? Nice Job Ms. Bubba!
At what point do you think.... Hummm my sun roof in my car is leaking why not seal it with foam from the sofa?
Don't you hate when those Tupperware type containers go all wonky after the dishwasher? A little duct tape and that sucker is sealed shut!
"My brother in law says that he bought a new rake, but it doesn't work as well as this one!"
Would you drive behind this car?