Fake submission???  I can't see this as being a true white trash repair but you be the judge.  I would think the straw would blow out with any water pressure. ...

If you live in the Desert you need a dust wiper.

Does a Taco Bell Repair qualify for White Trash Repairs? 

OK so they're not Dr Dre Beat headphones but really who would know the difference?

Ummm Eww!  Would you touch this bathroom door handle?

Now that is how a redneck stokes a fire!