Floor mat screwed into the rear panel, why not.

"Saw this in a parking lot, surprisingly not a Walmart... Don't get near this sucker when it turns on!"

So how much tape does it take to fix a headlight?

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb.... ONE!

Really you need a urinal?  Just pee in the shower like everyone else.

I have to admit I totally love this!