"I think its nice that she put some clear plastic in the middle so the unsecured toddler walking on the back seat could see outside."

No clear trash bags for this Bubba, when the white trash is  rockin' don't come a knockin'

Well how else are you suppose to heat it up?

"Mailbox held up with shovel, wood, duct tape, rope and hope."

This is Moovelous!  So much for using a trailer

Well that is one way to get rid of the funk smell in your boots, cut out the toes.