Bet you can't spot the repair....

Dear Santa, For Christmas I would like some Crystal Meth, Marijuana and some Cocaine.  Sincerely, Johnny

What is that saying don't eat the yellow snow...

"the rips there repaired in pic don't show but they did it in a X I believe to make it look like a 1 time repair"

So what do you do when you have a hole in the side of your boots?  You stick a can of Copenhagen in it to seal the hole up!

Wishing you all a Merry White Trash Christmas from our Family to Yours!