"Loading groceries into my car I noticed this fine work. I actually applaud them because most people would just leave it off if it broke."

When its too cold to swim you go boating!

All is find and dandy till a string breaks and the player comes crashing down. 

Oh Dear Texas what have you done?  Lets see how many modifications can you count on this jem?

Would you trust that piece of wood that high up?

"You & Me Homecoming, You Down???"