Screw the red solo cup and candle stick glass this is true redneck white trash right here!

"Favorite Flip Flop (aka Japanese Riding Boot) broken.....bread tag..... problem solved"

Why spend a few bucks for a new windshield wiper when all you need is a dollar store sponge. 

Looks legit to me.

WKYT 27 NEWSFIRST A Chinese food restaurant in Kentucky is accused of serving up roadkill, Mmmmm! "There was this tail, a big, white, fuzzy, tail. A leg was sticking out...

Now that is just bad ass, no other way to explain it.  I want one for my garden now!