"Clear plastic for rear window, check.  Duct tape to hold it on, check.  Ted Nugent for president bumper sticker, check.  All is good."

"My fathers battery died on his windstar van and we  used our sons modified power wheels to boost it ."

"I don't need no stupid truck!"

"This is a true redneck slip n slide, about 180 ft. long,,built out of 2x4's and plywood,,layered with fan fold foam, covered in plastic, powered by a gas driven pump...

"A whole family, either Indian descent or Latin American, working together to duct tape the trunk shut on a load of groceries.  From, West Mifflin, Pennsylvania--in a Wal-Mart parking lot,...

Who needs a truck when all you have to do is place a few blocks on the hood and strap a board down, instant flat bed truck.  You can always...