Sadly if they spent this much time making the repair its probably not temporary. 

"truck mirror held in "place" by a few bungee cords."

When in need of a towel holder you can always just ram a fork in the wall and use that.

"When your out of lighter fluid and it's Mexican night complete with a Mexican, nothing stops ya from getting that fire going!"  In case you can see it there is...

"This is what happens when you cross 2 bored rednecks with a paddle boat and a 20hp tiller motor. Lake Sinclair in Ga"

"My name is cooter and I work on the Christmas tree farm. One day while  at the tree farm I stared fartin real bad in the cab of my ford...