Nope that's not grape jelly but purple duct tape.  It seems the short were ripped on a roller coaster in the Jelly State.  The submitter stated "I guess I should...

Looks like an accident so this Saturn is having a little ass end help.

"A Ford Ka seen outside the Chinese take away in Carterton, Oxfordshire, UK, the front left wing had been damaged and badly repaired with masking tape (painters tape), they didn't...

Admittingly I don't get the "cuts like a hot damn" but the submitter said so...  "Can't get more "redneck" than this. Apparently cuts like a hot damn!"

Have you ever driven down the road with a garbage bag window and had to listen to it rattle?  If so can you imagine the rattle this makes?