"No one is gonna steal anything off of this hotrod."

"I spied this car and managed to get a pic of the hood that was duct taped and bungee corded down. At least the tape matched the paint."

"We were on a poker run and the shift linkage broke. We fixed it using Dale's 3/8 Craftsman wrench and wire ties. We completed the poker run and ended up...

Go ahead and just try.

"I've got a trashcan that one of the sides, the hinge piece split and was dangling off from the other side when the guys would come to pick it up....

Who says you can't dream big?  For the music and light show part Bubba uses a flashlight and then farts.