OK the bumper missing is bad enough but driving around with no hood is no good.  This car is in need of a white trash repair.

Repairs to sunroofs are always a risky repair.  Looks like a pool is starting to form, at what point does the cling wrap give way?

Well on the bright side it does absorb blood but dude its a freakin' tampon duct tape to your arm!!!!

So at what point does sticking an item or two or two thousand items on your car do you become a road hoarder?  Would you drive behind this mess?

At what point do dead bugs become art?  Oh yeah when you doodle pictures around them.

Think she will notice that instead of a real flower there is only a post it note saying "Flower"?  Just give her a few drinks first and I'm sure you...