"I forgot the house charger for my phone; so I had to improvise. And yes, my phone was plugged into it when I took the photo."

It's amazing what you can do with a few rolls of duct tape.  May I present a prom dress made out of duct tape!

"so serious!!! generator and all!! in erie, pa parked on 21st and cherry when i took this picture"

Once again grandma is going to be pissed when she finds out you stole her dinning room table and used it as a boat.

Doorbell broken, Yell Ding Dong Really Loud!!!

Just because you have to drive a van doesn't mean you can't have a little General Lee in you.