Built FORD tough, so tough that a wooden peg can be used as a door lock.

If you can afford a jag then you probably can afford a bumper.  PVC does not make a bumper.

Somehow I don't think this is a very good idea.  Laptops, bathtubs and water never make a good combo.

Sweet so the first time you hit the brakes not only will you fly backwards but possibly right out of the jeep.  FAIL

One slip and he will be singing soprano for some time.  Guess he has never heard of ladders.

I hate to think that people are really that stupid, you just can't make this stuff up.