I'm hoping they washed that plunger before they turned it into an ipad stand.

Uh yeah wait till he makes his first turn.  All I can say is I wouldn't want to be behind this guy. 

Ever wonder how you get those big rims on your little car, easy you cut the fender.  Pimp my ghetto ride!

Perfect door for the drunk, it makes getting DUI's much easier!

Best not let Mama see that you stole the kitchen table to go boating.  Now what are you going to do come dinner time?

Uh yeah that's going to work.  Hope you don't plan on sleeping for a few days because its going to take that long.