Don't you hate when you stack the beer in the fridge only to have it fall over?  See it pays to rob the office supply closet!

Either she is growing tusks, has a really bad nose bleed or tampons up the nose is a new fashion statement.  Good luck getting those out once they swell.

Gotta protect the window!

The submitter wrote: "yes, it's a whitewall bolted to the trunk lid."

The submitter wrote: "I had to fix a few handles on the shopping carts at work and couldn't  find the right size screws so I DUCKED IT and I used...

Ahhh poor little Geo, it just wants to grow up and be a mustang.