Yeah divorce is a b*tch when she gets half of everything!

Well you won't lose this car in a parking lot, I don't think you will have to worry about anyone stealing it either.

A weedeater motor and a fan does not make a air bike.  Peddle faster dude I hear the banjos!

T-SHIRT TUESDAY: Words escape us so help us come up with the best caption for this photo. Best caption posted to the website, our Facebook Fan Page, Twitter OR to...

Dear City of Pittsburgh, duct tape is silver and would have matched better.... just saying!

The submitter wrote: "What does Bubba do when his car windows get smashed out? Well, he SHRINK-WRAPS his car, that's what!!!"