There comes a time when you discover you're no longer a kid and its time to get off the playground.

I guess breathing isn't really important here.

Peta Nightmare....  So when you wash this truck do you take it to a car wash or to a fur cleaner?

Evidently they don't know that you can now buy duct tape in colors.

Well that is one way to stay in the shade.

Would you trust your work buddies this much?

I can't tell if this is a fence repair or a homeless murphy bed.

Please tell me that Burger King isn't going to come out with these human feeding buckets.

Could you get any bigger of a unit for the back of that van?

This is not going to end well........