Not one, but TWO bungee cords holding down the crumpled hood on this Chevy truck.

"Number plate fallen off?  Lost? It's ok a bit of paper will do...."

Wonder if this relay tester works?

So that is why all the plastic silverware are missing!

"duct tape steel pipe repair,  still wouldn't step on it"

It's bad enough breaking a window but listening to that bag rattle around all day can drive you nuts.

I think if you have to have stairs then you should also put this in...

"A white trash door repair of a 1989 taurus wagon. i used a wee 'c' clamp and painted it."  

Would you trust them to watch your kid?

The bacon is to disguise the fact that you cooked your hotdogs on a rake, with the bacon you don't taste the rake yummies.