"My poor iPhone case is suppose to protect my phone, but now I need to use duct tape to protect the case itself!"

"Bubba lost his jack, but now we got a LIFT."

"A broken desk cabinet door can easily be replaced by the shelf within the desk."

"I'm not sure if the ghetto rigged wing was put on before or after the accident, but the accident definitely wasn't new. Also notice the car has a temp tag,...

"Having pulled too hard on my blinds, the rod snapped in half. I was able to JB Weld it back together, however the metal stopper fell out during the process....

What are you so weak that you have to use a bungie cord so you can open your car door?

"After many years of service, my chair leg failed, I glued it back together with gorilla glue which lasted about a month before it needed additional repairs."

"On a vacation trip, my friend forgot to buy a corkscrew at the liquor store, so he salvaged some corn skewers from the restaurant at dinner and made magic happen."

"My cellphone was ran over by a car at 45mph, I was able to successfully patch it back together with some electrical tape, so I could at least receive phonecalls."

You know your a redneck when you prop your monitor up with a "For Dummies" book and it happens to be next to a redneck wineglass.