"It was the best of repairs, it was the not-so-best of repairs..."

"Why pay $50 for a bumper protector when an old towel will do the same thing?"

If you're going to replace the hot water handle with pliers then at least get ones with red grips!

I see ol' Bubba put up his own vending machine outside tha' Wal-Mart!

Well when you have an auto mechanic fix a sink this is what you get.

At what point does a repair go overboard? 

Nice job Ontario for the icy cold van rig.

So how do you cross a river if you don't have a bridge or a barge? Two excavators that are on different sides of the river Nyarma-Jaha near Vorkuta (Russia),...

"Pulled up behind this sheet metal genius and had to take a pic"

No chains but got rope... mud bogs still won!