"Battery terminal crumbled from corrosion. Had to get to an appointment. Fixed with a broken car jumper cable and duct tape. Drove 100 miles before I fixed it properly."
"I parked next to this car when I noticed the top notch white trash car door security system. This white trash mama hasn't seen such fine craftsmanship since I left...
"one of out lawn chairs broke while we were out at the races.... the first thing said when realizing it was "Get the duct tape!"... I guess the rest is...
"So this is my moms very nice expensive BMW convertible with black duct tape holding the bumper on, sitting in the garage of her $350,000 home. She was at Wal-mart...