Lawn care specialist at your service.

Abort Mission. I REPEAT. Mission Abort.  

And that's how your uncle Jim Bob burnt his house to the ground.

Nope. Just another white trash repair. 😉

Duct tape and tin foil? Shit just got real.

Vice grips for the win.

If it gets the job done, who cares right?

Cereal in your sausage huh? Sounds tasty enough.

Talk about a wide load...

But i think we all know how it went down...