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PopTart Gun Gets Lifetime NRA Membership (VIDEO)

by DebbieWTR
May 31, 2013

A 7-year-old Maryland boy has been suspended from school after biting his Pop-Tart into what looked like a gun. The NRA gives the boy a lifetime membership for his mad eating poptart skills. Thoughts?

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11 thoughts on “PopTart Gun Gets Lifetime NRA Membership (VIDEO)”

  1. me
    May 31, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    It all starts with Pop-Tarts. The next thing you know, he will be shaping waffles, and we can’t have that!

  2. Valinor
    May 31, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    I see the kid has been watching TV. It seems okay for all our favorite actors to wield deadly weapons against people. Interesting that while TV seems to be great for establishing the norm for American society the educational system wants to try to send a different message. I just keep thinking:

    “Hey, kid, watch where you point that pop tart. That thing is fattening and you could make someone hungry. You don’t see any overweight TV stars, do you?”

  3. Cableguy1000
    May 31, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Valinor I see big fat loudmouthed fatassed overweight tub-o-lard ultra-liberal left-wing lesbian gun hater Rosie O’Donnell getting ready to open he pie filled hole about the free membership.

  4. Ugnaught
    May 31, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    This zero-tolerance stuff has gone way too far. The NRA should pick a day for every kid to come to school with food shaped like a gun, and dare every school to expel every kid. I’d have my kids participate.

  5. 1quick57
    May 31, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    Well will you look at that….the incident took place in Maryland! That is an ANTI-GUN STATE to begin with. KUDOS to the NRA for backing this kid. PROTECT YOUR 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS! Don’t forget the 1st, 3rd and 4th Amendments too.

  6. anon
    May 31, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    I think schools are run by a bunch of f#cking morons anymore who have absolutely no common sense.

  7. snake
    June 1, 2013 at 9:19 pm

    I love it when a liberal is the victim of a crime that could have been prevented by simply having a gun.

  8. AnnieD
    June 2, 2013 at 12:35 pm

    This country has gone completely off the rails in both directions: grade schools who suspend a little kid for a Pop Tart “gun”, and the NRA for giving a 7 year old a lifetime membership.

  9. bean
    June 3, 2013 at 8:36 am

    The NRA didn’t need to make a further spectacle of the kid but for the love of God…We’ve vilified an inanimate object to the point where kids can’t even goof around without people acting like a hail of bullets will manifest from the very though of it.

    Howbaout some safety and awareness courses instead of acting like guns are satan?

  10. splatman
    June 8, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    Public Schools: Turing perfectly good human beings into mindless drones.

    With a side of anti-gun hysteria.

  11. wtf
    August 23, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Annie shut up. The NRS didn’t give him a gun, they gave him a rather expensive membership in a club.

    Everyone involved with that incident at the school is an idiot and they know they are idiots or they wouldn’t have dressed up the parental notice with all that vague “spin” about inappropriate gestures. Nor would they have cited “privacy” when they refused to talk to the press when the persecuted child talked to the press.

    It’s only going to get worse.

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