OK who made Baby Jesus a pig in the blanket? Really bacon too, I mean Jesus was Jewish and last time I checked bacon isn’t exactly Kosher. However I do dig the little foil hats and sauerkraut hay.
Actually Jesus lifted all the food bans, that is why it’s ok for Christians to eat pork and shell fish.
Hey, when did Jesus do this? You got a date on that, Dude, or are you just giving me a bunch of bullsnot?
Mark 7:19 And He said to them, “Are you so lacking in understanding also? Do you not understand that whatever goes into the man from outside cannot defile him, because it does not go into his heart, but into his stomach, and is eliminated?” (Thus He declared all foods clean.)
Acts 10:10-16 10 He became hungry and wanted something to eat, and while the meal was being prepared, he fell into a trance. 11 He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its four corners. 12 It contained all kinds of four-footed animals, as well as reptiles and birds. 13 Then a voice told him, “Get up, Peter. Kill and eat.”
14 “Surely not, Lord!” Peter replied. “I have never eaten anything impure or unclean.”
15 The voice spoke to him a second time, “Do not call anything impure that God has made clean.”
16 This happened three times, and immediately the sheet was taken back to heaven.
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