The bacon is to disguise the fact that you cooked your hotdogs on a rake, with the bacon you don't taste the rake yummies.

So how many HOHO's, Ding Dongs, Pork Rins, fat back and bacon does it take to do this? 

Hey not a bad idea, all you need is a straw for the beer to drink it.  Also no bacon, really?  So WIN or FAIL?