"This is what happens when both tail light covers are broken. Wal-Mart shopping bags come through in a pinch!"

Now this can't be good, so now what do you do?

"This is the grill on my BMW the plastic locks that hold it together broke, so without the duct tape it would fall off!! It's been like this for awhile,...

"I saw this "plate" in LA. I wonder how the owner got from NY to LA without numerous tickets. I'd figure if you owned a BMW you could afford a...

"So this is my moms very nice expensive BMW convertible with black duct tape holding the bumper on, sitting in the garage of her $350,000 home. She was at Wal-mart...

If you can afford the BMW then you should be able to afford to fix it.  Points noted for fancy duct tape.