Instead of Bubba taking the wife's mini van to the body shop he took it to the wood working shop.

Just a little duct tape and that RV is as good as new. Can you even see the repair?

I think with a little more duct tape it should be as good as new!

Perfect match of tape and the car paint.  I bet no one will notice the repair!

"This is what you get when you go on the cheap. The paint doesn't match and the duct tape only stays on until the warranty expires."

This is what happens when a mechanic takes wood shop.