Best watch yer step Bubba or you might end up face down in the dirt (again).
Bubba
Great idea till you need the ladder. I think Mrs. Bubba was messin' in the garage again, Bubba's goin' to be mad!
I guess this Bubba hasn't learned about tie down straps. One good bump and Bubba Jr is going on a not so fun ride.
Flowers and redneck wine, oh yeah Bubba's getting lucky tonight! I think the folks at teleflorist should take note of this arrangement.
The submitter wrote: "No one would want to steal this car after Bubba installed the anti-theft device!"