Roses are Red, Grass is Greener, When I think of you I touch my wiener!

IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY SO LETS GIVE OUT PRIZES: Words escape us so help us come up with the best caption for this photo. Best caption posted to the website, our...

OK this was sent in by one of our top fans.  His caption with this was "Bubba's Moving Day!  The wife's cage is the first thing to go!"  So what...