What are you so weak that you have to use a bungie cord so you can open your car door?

I must say I'm kinda disappointed they didn't add a dead bolt.    Who does this????

Wow I'm kinda impressed, Bubba had to do some thinking to get this to work.

I'm clueless here.  The only thing I could think of is that this car has some ugly stitches.

"I parked next to this car when I noticed the top notch white trash car door security system. This white trash mama hasn't seen such fine craftsmanship since I left...