"I didn't have a dryer in my first apartment, so I would hang all my clothes. The clothes for work the next day would always go over the lights on...

Did they mount that fan into the ceiling?  I don't see the stands feet.

Why install a ceiling paddle fan when all you need is a box fan and some wire?  Bonus you have a hole for ceiling cat!

"...shower and ceiling fan in master bath...." Hmmm... where does the wire go and how much glue did he use to stick that thing there?