Don't you hate when those Tupperware type containers go all wonky after the dishwasher?  A little duct tape and that sucker is sealed shut!

Well that is one way to keep a dishwasher door shut (and without duct tape)

"My dishwasher is falling out of the wall. It leans forward and the water spills onto the floor. So that I can still use it, I prop the dishwasher up...

Umm wow... that has to be interesting when you have friends visit and they see written across your dishwasher "Pretend I'm a vagina. put dirty things in me."