Don't they sell toilet paper mounts at the dollar store?
Dollar Store
Why spend a few bucks for a new windshield wiper when all you need is a dollar store sponge.
"Hell, who needs a new headlight, we can go the the dollar store and I can fix that for $1.06."
A trip to the dollar store, a little super glue and a USB flash drive and well you have a redneck geek accessory.
The submitter wrote: "This guy is seen ALL over town, sporting his Dollar Store paint job. He is so tweaked out of his mind that he has painted EVERY piece...