"I can do any thing with duck tape and electric tap I was out of duck tap so I used flex seal and electric tape"

"Duck tape could not fix Bubba's, or should we say "Randy's" boots so, whats a Redneck to do, FLIP FLOPS..."

"So I got home in the evening after dinner had already happened and Bubba jr pulled this out. Momma had fixed dinner, reclined on the sofa and nodded off. After...

"My sandals broke at work today. BOTH OF THEM. Cheap asss shoes. Anyway, we were out of duck tape at work so I used packaging tape. So far they are...

"had to duck tape my car because i needed to fix it in order to drive it :)"  So how many cases of tape do you think this took?

"This guy was flying down the highway with this air conditioner unit duck taped into the back of his van. i mean, you could hear this thing running while next...