duct tape works for everything!

Duct tape is a rednecks best friend...

WD-40, Nutella and Duct Tape...  anything else you can think of?

Ziploc Shoes!  Yeah looks good till they rip on the bottom Bubba.  Come on at least put some duct tape on the bottom of the bag for support.

Apparently duct tape has a weight limit!

Why use nails or suction cups to hang the garland when all you need is duct tape?  I'm disappointed they didn't decorate the shopping cart in front of the door.