Cowboy boot cut into sandals = bootdals!  That dude has some long ass toes too.  I do like the fact that you added in inserts for arch support.

"so serious!!! generator and all!! in erie, pa parked on 21st and cherry when i took this picture"

A weedeater motor and a fan does not make a air bike.  Peddle faster dude I hear the banjos!