"Favorite Flip Flop (aka Japanese Riding Boot) broken.....bread tag..... problem solved"

Our Friends at Country Sweet Outdoors have the sexy version "Flip Flop Cowgirl" well we would like to show you the trashy version "Flip Flop Cowboy". 

"Why spend $5.00 on a new pair of flip flops when I can send you 500 of these flip flop repair tools for the same price.  And they also work...

Ok how bad would it suck if this was stolen?  Not only would they get your bike but also your shoes.