"We built a gingerbread Westboro Baptist Church and filled it with intolerant Teddy Grahams so I can play God and smite that sh*t."
God
The license plate says "In God We Trust" I think they need one saying "In Duct Tape We Trust".
"My friends' thermos broke on the way to the river, not good. So thank god we had duct tape. Problem solved!"
This came in as a home made flu mask. I dunno about you but it has a silence of the lamb / Friday the 13th Jason look to it. Either...
Caught on police dash cam.... One lawnmower, 10 shopping carts, 100 ft extension cord, lots of beer, and one mad beer drinking redneck yelling "God Dang it I know my...