"After many years of service, my chair leg failed, I glued it back together with gorilla glue which lasted about a month before it needed additional repairs."
Gorilla Glue
Do you trust your sump pump repair to some duct tape and gorilla glue?
"Saw this car parked in the parking lot of a large specialty grocer in a Cincinnati suburb. Bubba re-attached his rear view mirror with Gorilla Glue. Nice job, Bubba."