"My wife's grandma mounted the cable box to the top of her TV with a plastic bowl and some medical tape"

Ahhh taking Grandma's wicker chair and making it in to a custom crapper toilet is priceless.  I'm sure grandma is proud!

How can you tell Grandma has been to visit?  Because your bike now has a crochet koozie.

Once again grandma is going to be pissed when she finds out you stole her dinning room table and used it as a boat.

Grandma's going to be pissed someone stole her chair and put it in the crawlspace.