Roses are Red, Grass is Greener, When I think of you I touch my wiener!
Grass
I wonder how long it takes him to mow the grass? The submitter wrote "you can't see the casters, but they work fine."
How great is this, not only can you drive your mail to the door but you can cut the grass while doing it!
Moving the grass and riding the ATV at the same time, it's a total win!
This is what happens when you have enough money to buy a cute red convertible but not enough money to buy brains or rent a truck. Gotta mow the grass...
"Keeps my boys from pissin all over the yard and killin the grass"